If Cleetus, a backwoods cannibal, ever invites you to come over for a bite, you'd best pass. His appetite for pain and suffering have taken him to a new place in the food chain. Not content with simply defeating his foes, Cleetus prefers to devour them. He is a glutton for fresh meat, the rarer the better. No one has escaped his appetite, except for one who managed to only lose a leg, which Cleetus carries around for good luck.
Full Name: Cleetus T. Radley
Cause of Death: Tape worm infestation
Hobbies: Hunting, Barbeques
Prior Convictions: Animal cruelty
Hometown: Radley Hollow, Kentucky
Favorite Food: People